The University of Jon was founded in 2009 by Jon Westfall.
Its sole purpose is to recognize individuals Jon feels deserve some
sort of earned degree, usually upon a significant life milestone. The
university is a self-supported, non regulated, and completely
unaccredited institution of Jon's own whim and fancy.
Degree Recipients List (Official Academic Records & Proof of Degree)
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Jason R. Dunn, awarded a D.A. (Doctor of Awesomeness)
upon his birthday on March 25, 2009. Dr Dunn is most noted for running
some thought provoking websites and as a national media sensation of the week during 2009 when he briefly became The Unboxer!
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Tony N. Rylow, awarded a M. O3 D. (Master
of one's own Destiny) upon October 19, 2009. Master Rylow has requested
a degree in accordance to his wish to conquer all academic conquests as
of late. It is also in recognition of his outstanding achievement in an
english course. Knowing Master Rylow, you would know just how
outstanding this achievement is.
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Vincent Ferrari, awarded an A. W. (Associate of
Wavemastery) upon October 30, 2009. Associate Ferrari was kind enough
to wave to Jon, hence his degree.
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Janak Parekh, awarded an A. W. (Associate of
Wavemastery) upon October 30, 2009, for similar reasons as Associate
Ferrari. However Associate Parekh was kind enough to wave to a friend
of Jon's.
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Tara Reineck, awarded a M. Sp (Master of Speed!) upon November 4,
2009, for enrolling in the University of Jon and completing all
required coursework in only 2 days! Master Reineck most likely now
plans on resting after enduring such an epic journey!
- Martine Baldassi, awarded a D. A. (Doctor of Awesomeness) upon the realization (near June 13 2010) that her continued strong work ethic merited it.
- Ye Li, awarded countless degrees too numerous to list. However suffice it to say they include every letter in the alphabet multiple times, have lofty sounding names, and all were awarded on October 21, 2010
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Andy Nagy, awarded a DUR (Doctor of Unique Resourcefulness) upon asking for this degree (On Sept 16, 2011)
Do you believe you should be awarded a degree by a
school of such pure radiant academic qualifications and standards such
as U of J? Then let us know! And by Us I mean Me, and by Me I mean Jon.
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